Keep Calm and Phaak Aaaf

One more fresh entry joining the league of millions, who think"Even I can write".If I can become an an engineer ,So, Can I write.Special credit goes to all who have pressed me enough to roll out here.

8 months Pregnant with the blogging in my "Bear Belly". Here,I deliver my first baby.

A newbie daddie, don't know where to begin with.

Hence, thought of starting with the 2 special words "which wander around my mouth like Saliva","ready to droll out at any yummy situation"

"Isss Gola k log sochta kuch hai aur Bolta kuch, isske beech mein hota kya hai woh pata lagana hai"

"Phaak Aaaf" paan kee peek ki tarah mooh mein to rehta hai,par ugal nahi paate.Khoon ke ghoont ki tarah nigal jaate hain

"Phaak Aaaf (Fuck Off)" (v) :- A stress buster, which is more powerful than Yoga.Helps you knock off away your negative energy.  Every "Can I”, “Can you”, “May I", “You May”,"Please” can be easily answered with "Phaak Aaaf"

Wondering ,if usage of these two stress busting words "PHAAK AAAF" were as simple as blowing air into the balloon.

Like blowing out your creative air and relieving your natural pressure saying  “Phaak Aaaf” Which means one can blow out his or her creative air anywhere,anytime without any fear.Simply "Phaak Aaaf".

Office culture would suddenly change and conversations would flow as such:.

• User: "Why isn't my wireless mouse connected to the computer"
• Help-desk: Replies in plain and simple terms "Sir connect it to Phaak Aaaf"

• Manager: “Can you respond by EOD today?”"
• Employee: "Phaak Aaaf ASAP"

• Manager: Can we have a quick discussion
• Employee: - "Phaak Aaaf quickly"

• Employee:-  I am entitled to increment
• Manager: - We give you Phaak Aaaf as an yearly bonus

I bet if science were to do research on people who regularly use "Phaak Aaaf", then they would definitely find some miracle nerve points..

Even Google  defines it as “(of a person) go away”.That's an acceptable term"Go Away" So, "Phaak Aaaf".

I mean "Go Away".But Only to come back & breathe some creative air of mine.

Ajay

Disclaimer: Usage of "Phaak Aaaf " is at your own risk.