babaIgnore says "justIgnore"

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The main mantra of #babaIgnore is to #justIgnore 

 #babaIgnore says “If someone is getting assaulted, If women are raped, If there is corruption, If children are forced into child labour”, then #justIgnore.
When someone gets on the nerves, you have two options, either you break the nerves or you #justIgnore.

#babaIgnore k ghar me na Der hai , na Andher, Sirf Ignorance ka khel hai.

Believe it or not, He is there with every one of us, always preaching his #IgnoreGiri

#babaIgnore says chanting "justIgnore" 108 times helps in reducing blood-pressure and keeps our mind calm.

Few excerpts from #babaIgnore’s #IgnoreGiri:-

“Baba, My wife doesn't listen to me”
#babaIgnore says #justIgnore

"Baba, that man is peeing, spitting on the Road"

#babaIgnore says #justIgnore

"Baba, People always park in 'No Parking Area'"
#babaIgnore says #justIgnore

"Baba, Children are hooked on to electrical gadgets."
#babaIgnore says #justIgnore

“Baba, There is Saaas-Bahu mellodrama”
#babaIgnore says #justIgnore

“Baba, I know that is wrong, baba should I object to it?”
#babaIgnore says #justIgnore

#babaIgnore can be contemplated as credit cards [babaIgnore Express], you can have Platinum BAEX card, Gold BAEX card or Silver, BAEX card, no-matter what type of card you have, please note if used properly can be a boon, else a bane.

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The fact is, we are so much obsessed with #IgnoreGiri, that we tend to ignore even the most important issues.

#IgnoreGiri should not be used as a solution to a problem; rather a problem must be faced to solve it.
Let #babaIgnore not rule your brain and heart when it comes down to the problem solving.

Excessive of #IgnoreGiri can eventually accumulate and create far bigger problem, in such situation #babaIgnore will be long gone…

The question is, Isn't #babaIgnore, #JustIgnore a mere scapegoat to avoid the real problem?

It isn't that #babaIgnore’s mantra is not useful, it is spot on when it comes to deal with your spouse  #justIgnore

Beware! There could be repercussions of this excess usage against spouse.

If you are not able to say #phaakaaaf then #justIgnore

To all critics of AIB please #phaakaaaf

#Roast, A comedy art form where a public figure is ridiculed, originated in 1949 in New York & has been adapted across the world since.

66 years later,#Roast makes an entry to India with a Tandoori Tadka #AIBRoast

With an audacious attitude & a witty charm our famous Bollywood  “Gunday” made this comic art from ridiculous to plausible

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This innocuous act of #AIBRoastBunch incited many to take offence. 

Reading about the critics and the reasons being cited, I simply relate them as a bunch of moaner students who complain to their teacher every now and then. “Teacher Teacher he abused me; ”

Nevertheless, the show rocked by taking comedy to entirely different level, but on the contrary it instigated #AgendaFinders to  FRY,DEEP FRY & #ROAST their thoughts.

#AgendaFinders

But how did these #AgendaFinders missed on:-

• Alok Nath’s Sanskari  & Alia Bhatt's Knowledge check #DigitalRoast

• Aishwarya Rai Bachhan's weight gain #PhotoRoast 

There would be very rare few ,who would have neither participated nor simply stood by these Roasts happening in their daily circle.

This leaves me thinking,What made #AIBRoast a special one?What triggered the thoughts of #AgendaFinders?

Possibly,the abuses hurled in English are much more acceptable in our society than
 the ones in our MatraBhaasha.

Like a bunch of like minded people sit down & have their own drinks party.

Likewise a bunch of like minded #AIBRoastBunch decided to collect & have their own little party.

Not missing the monetary gain of 40 lac shared to bring “ Smile & Shine “ to the ones who weren't even the part of the #Roast.

Yes, It did come up with a warning that it’s not suitable for soft ears. So, why bother so much. Why not miss it like a fashion trend which doesn't suit you or your taste.

But ,if you still insist to bother.All I can say is #PhaakAaaf

Keep Calm and Phaak Aaaf

One more fresh entry joining the league of millions, who think"Even I can write".If I can become an an engineer ,So, Can I write.Special credit goes to all who have pressed me enough to roll out here.

8 months Pregnant with the blogging in my "Bear Belly". Here,I deliver my first baby.

A newbie daddie, don't know where to begin with.

Hence, thought of starting with the 2 special words "which wander around my mouth like Saliva","ready to droll out at any yummy situation"

"Isss Gola k log sochta kuch hai aur Bolta kuch, isske beech mein hota kya hai woh pata lagana hai"

"Phaak Aaaf" paan kee peek ki tarah mooh mein to rehta hai,par ugal nahi paate.Khoon ke ghoont ki tarah nigal jaate hain

"Phaak Aaaf (Fuck Off)" (v) :- A stress buster, which is more powerful than Yoga.Helps you knock off away your negative energy.  Every "Can I”, “Can you”, “May I", “You May”,"Please” can be easily answered with "Phaak Aaaf"

Wondering ,if usage of these two stress busting words "PHAAK AAAF" were as simple as blowing air into the balloon.

Like blowing out your creative air and relieving your natural pressure saying  “Phaak Aaaf” Which means one can blow out his or her creative air anywhere,anytime without any fear.Simply "Phaak Aaaf".

Office culture would suddenly change and conversations would flow as such:.

• User: "Why isn't my wireless mouse connected to the computer"
• Help-desk: Replies in plain and simple terms "Sir connect it to Phaak Aaaf"

• Manager: “Can you respond by EOD today?”"
• Employee: "Phaak Aaaf ASAP"

• Manager: Can we have a quick discussion
• Employee: - "Phaak Aaaf quickly"

• Employee:-  I am entitled to increment
• Manager: - We give you Phaak Aaaf as an yearly bonus

I bet if science were to do research on people who regularly use "Phaak Aaaf", then they would definitely find some miracle nerve points..

Even Google  defines it as “(of a person) go away”.That's an acceptable term"Go Away" So, "Phaak Aaaf".

I mean "Go Away".But Only to come back & breathe some creative air of mine.

Ajay

Disclaimer: Usage of "Phaak Aaaf " is at your own risk.